According to Maxime, his dating flight path to date had not been without its turbulence; the pilot life was apparently a lonely one.

Rather than making polite conversation, or maybe possibly in an attempt to, Jake launched into an in-depth description of his ailments…

Asking Kiwi Bae what he thought of Cumbria so far, I was met with the response, ‘I like it, motorways are pretty exciting, eh?’.

What I can only imagine Tarzan would look like if he lived in Corsica, wore a wetsuit, and was more adherent to modern day health and safety regulations…

This guy wasn’t kidding around; he was clearly the creme-de-la-creme of the caprine community

The door opened and in from the night walked our not-as-tall-as-his-picture-suggested, dark, Greek stranger.